[Lambo is out on the halls after returning to the kitchen after having a big breakfast when fire shoots past his head. He shrieks in rage at it as he starts dodging, already annoyed from the hail.]

SPANK LAMBO-SAN'S BOOTY!

[He's so impressed with managing to avoid the fire that he doesn't notice flames heading for his backside as he does his victory ( Read more... )

LAMBO-SAN DOESN'T LIKE ALL THE BIG BAD THINGS IN THIS PLACE! LAMBO-SAN WANTS TO GO HOME!

Tsunaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! L-lambo-san is scared!  Lots of grenades an things going boom but MONSTERS ARE STILL CHASING LAMBO-SAN!

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Should Lambo-san open his box? Hmm? Hmm?

[[ooc: And right there, if you want to hear the noise of ( Read more... )